Bush Yoga - George Bush demonstrating ancient yoga poses
Virabhadrasana II Utthita Trikonasana Utkatasana Utthita Hasta Padangusthasana Salamba Siranasa I Halasana Anantanasan Supta Buddha Konasana Bush Yoga the Book
   



Anantanasan
Reclining Eternal One


Many of you think gas prices are too high. I understand, and that's why I've envisione a plan to alleviate this situation. While in the middle of a Pentagon briefing (and doing a little Anantasana), it occured to me that this pose can help solve the oil crisis. To start, just lie on your side and lift on leg skyward. Breathe deeply, and imagine us lessening our dependence on Saudi and Iraqi oil. Presto: down the gas prices go!

Tips: Try to keep your whole body in one line, not rolling to one side or the other. Use a strap around the foot of the lifted leg if you cannot straigten it.




 
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